Queen “pissed off” at lack of hat prize

The Queen was reported to be “pissed off” at coming 2nd at the prestigious Hat Of The Year Awards this weekend. A spokesperson for the event said she had been behaving erratically throughout the evening, including baring her leg to the assembled crowd and slurring her words. “She didn’t seem to know where she was a lot of the time. She appeared confused as to where she was meant to stand and looked positively relieved when the prize was eventually awarded to the Italian-born wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy” said Peter Davis, a member of the audience on the final evening.

Backstage, however, the Queen was said to be “fuming” and reportedly emptied a glass of water over a member of the crew to the astonishment of onlookers. “I think she took it as a bit of a slap in the face since this award is voted for by the public” said Peter. “When she first wore that hat it was completely unexpected and brought a tear to the eye, it really did. But I think now the novelty’s worn off she’s under pressure to come up with better hats each time, which is difficult when everyone knows you can wear one”

Judge Simon Cowell, 50, reserved praise for the little girl whose hat fell off during her performance on Friday for her “remarkable courage” in the face of a steady wind. Sadly on this occasion, her hat failed to make the final three.

The Queen’s first Hat wearing audition achieved worldwide fame after being viewed by more than 4.5 million people on youtube and reportedly made Demi Moore cry when she first saw it.

[01/06/2009]

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